


(via tinaxxxsimone, transethnicity)

So come on, put on your war paint (x)

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE
IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT
why are you screaming
I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THESE VITAMINS
i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude

Accidental philosphy
Most perfect thing of all the things.
Most perfect thing of all the things.
I love this.
anya: 28,496,073, dmitri: 0
i never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth